Lista diavolului [In Engleza]

DeletedUser

O lista afisata intr-o biserica catolica.Am luat-o de pe forumul unui trib de pe tw.net.Mi-a fost lene sa o traduc asa ca am dat copy/paste.

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If Your Child is a Gothic, Reform Through the Lord!

Listed below are some warning signs to indicate if your child may
have gone astray from the Lord. Gothic (or goth) is a very obscure
and often dangerous culture that young teenagers are prone to
participating in. The gothic culture leads young, susceptible minds
into an imagined world of evil, darkness, and violence. Please seek
immediate attention through counselling, prayer, and parental
guidance to rid your child of Satan's temptations if five or more of the
following are applicable to your child:

1-Frequently wears black clothing.
2-Wears band and/or rock t-shirts.
3-Wears excessive black eye makeup, lipstick or nailpolish.
4-Wears any odd, silver jewelry or symbols. Some of these include:
reversed crosses, pentagrams, pentacles, ankhs or various other
Satanic worshipping symbols.
5-Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos.
6-Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of music.
(Marilyn Manson claims to be the anti-Christ, and publicly speaks against
the Lord. Please discard any such albums IMMEDIATELY.)
7-Associates with other people that dress, act or speak
eccentrically.
8-Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such as: the
Bible, prayer, church or sports.
9-Shows an increasing interest in death, vampires, magic, the occult,
witchcraft or anything else that involves Satan.
10-Takes drugs.
11-Drinks alcohol.
12-Is suicidal and/or depressed.
13-Cuts, burns or partakes in any other method of self-mutilation.
(This is a Satanic ritual that uses pain to detract from the light of God
and His love. Please seek immediate attention for this at your local
mental health center.)
14-Complains of boredom.
15-Sleeps too excessively or too little.
16-Is excessively awake during the night.
17-Dislikes sunlight or any other form of light. (This pertains to
vampires promoting the idea that His light is of no use.)
18-Demands an unusual amount of privacy.
19-Spends large amounts of time alone.
20-Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your child
may speak to evil sprits through meditation.)
21-Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an
adult.
22-Disregards authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns and elders
are but a few examples of this.
23-Misbehaves at school.
24-Misbehaves at home.
25-Eats goth-related foods. Count Dracula cereal is an example of
this.
26-Drinks blood or expresses an interest in drinking blood. (Vampires
believe this is how to attain Satan. This act is very dangerous and
should be stopped immediately.)
27-Watches cable television or any other corrupted media sources.
(Ask your local church for proper programs that your child may watch.)
28-Plays videos games that contains violence or are of a role-playing
nature.
29-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the
computer.
30-Makes Satanic symbols and/or violently shakes head to music.
31-Dances to music in a provocative or sexual manner.
32-Expresses an interest in sex.
33-Masturbates.
34-Is homosexual and/or bisexual.
35-Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism,
Scientology, Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism.
36-Wears pins, stickers or anything else that contains these various
phrases: "I'm so gothic, I'm dead", "woe is me", "I'm a goth".
37-Claims to be a goth.

If five or more of these apply to your child, please intervene
immediately. The gothic culture is dangerous and Satan thrives within it.
If any of these problems persist, enlist your child into your local mental
health center.
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DeletedUser4610

Unele m-au facut sa rad :

25-Eats goth-related foods. Count Dracula cereal is an example of
this.
31-Dances to music in a provocative or sexual manner.
32-Expresses an interest in sex.
33-Masturbates.
34-Is homosexual and/or bisexual.

Ce legatura au treburile astea cu... ?

Iar :
10-Takes drugs.
11-Drinks alcohol.

La fel de ciudat...daca bei nu inseamna ca esti satanist :|
 

DeletedUser

12-Is suicidal and/or depressed. (daca e deprimat mai pot face ceva, daca..., nu vreau sa ma gandesc)
14-Complains of boredom.( si eu ma plictisesc cateodata, il invit sa ne plictisim impreuna)
15-Sleeps too excessively or too little.( pe buneee ? dorm putin, ca sunt ocupat, sunt satanist ? :eek:)
16-Is excessively awake during the night.(poate fimiu are invitata o prietena la el, cred ca o sa bat la usa sa le spun: culcati-va)
17-Dislikes sunlight or any other form of light. (This pertains to
vampires promoting the idea that His light is of no use.)(nici mie nu-mi place lumina soarelui cand sunt mahmur)
18-Demands an unusual amount of privacy.(la WC?)
19-Spends large amounts of time alone.(tot la WC, o avea diaree ? )
20-Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your child
may speak to evil sprits through meditation.) (bai, da mai iesi de la WC, ca am si eu nevoie! :mad:)
21-Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an
adult.(pai daca ar fi si adulti in ecuatie, chiar m-ar pune pe ganduri)
22-Disregards authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns and elders
are but a few examples of this. (eu puneam mana pe ceva cand vedeam un popa, asta cand eram mic)
23-Misbehaves at school.(si eu)
24-Misbehaves at home.(si eu)
25-Eats goth-related foods. Count Dracula cereal is an example of
this.(nu avem cerealele astea in Romania,... Slava Domnului !!! Aleluia !)
27-Watches cable television or any other corrupted media sources.
(Ask your local church for proper programs that your child may watch.)
NU MAI URMARITI TELEVIZIUNE PRIN CABLU, sunteti pasibili sa deveniti :eek:)
28-Plays videos games that contains violence or are of a role-playing
nature.(Role-playing, asta chiar ca e periculos)
29-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the
computer.(care din noi o face oare ?)
30-Makes Satanic symbols and/or violently shakes head to music. (va rugam, cand ascultati muzica, de orice gen, dati duios din cap, intr-un ritm lent, sa nu suparam lumea !)
31-Dances to music in a provocative or sexual manner.(unde, unde ?)
32-Expresses an interest in sex.(hai ca asta e tare, pe bune :eek:.)
33-Masturbates.(Mda,...la fel de tare faza,...)

If any of these problems persist, enlist your child into your local mental
health center.
Cred ca mai normal ar fi sa se interneze cel care a conceput acest mesaj (sa fim intelesi, nu cel ce a postat)
 
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DeletedUser

15-Sleeps too excessively or too little.( pe buneee ? dorm putin, ca sunt ocupat, sunt satanist ? )


da costine esti
 

DeletedUser

incalc frecvent regulile :1, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 9, 11, 14, 15, 16, 21, 22, 23, 27, 28, 29, 31, 32
sa fiu mama lu "HIM"? Ca se pare ca sunt cam rea
 

DeletedUser

@Mada, His Infernal Majesty e prea frumos si prea rau ca sa te aiba ca mama:p
 

DeletedUser

Nu mami, nu te mai lua dupa toti expertii in religie de pe-aici.

>:D<
 

DeletedUser17276

si eu ma regasesc in vreo 10
Nu e nici o fata cu afinitati pentru punctul 34? It turns me on :eek:
 

DeletedUser

1-Frequently wears black clothing. da
2-Wears band and/or rock t-shirts. da
3-Wears excessive black eye makeup, lipstick or nailpolish. da
4-Wears any odd, silver jewelry or symbols. Some of these include:
reversed crosses, pentagrams, pentacles, ankhs or various other
Satanic worshipping symbols. da
5-Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos. mi-e frica de ace:eek:
6-Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of music. da
(Marilyn Manson claims to be the anti-Christ, and publicly speaks against
the Lord. Please discard any such albums IMMEDIATELY.)
7-Associates with other people that dress, act or speak
eccentrically. da
8-Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such as: the
Bible, prayer, church or sports. da
9-Shows an increasing interest in death, vampires, magic, the occult,
witchcraft or anything else that involves Satan. nu prea, am trecut cu bine peste adolescenta
10-Takes drugs. tigari & cola
11-Drinks alcohol. niciodata treaza
12-Is suicidal and/or depressed. hell no
13-Cuts, burns or partakes in any other method of self-mutilation.
(This is a Satanic ritual that uses pain to detract from the light of God
and His love. Please seek immediate attention for this at your local
mental health center.) nu, ma iubesc prea mult
14-Complains of boredom. da
15-Sleeps too excessively or too little. da
16-Is excessively awake during the night. da
17-Dislikes sunlight or any other form of light. (This pertains to
vampires promoting the idea that His light is of no use.) da
18-Demands an unusual amount of privacy. da
19-Spends large amounts of time alone. doohhh
20-Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your child
may speak to evil sprits through meditation.) incerc des, dar nu prea raspund vociile
21-Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an
adult. da
22-Disregards authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns and elders
are but a few examples of this. cu cea mai mare placere
23-Misbehaves at school. nu e cazu
24-Misbehaves at home.
25-Eats goth-related foods. Count Dracula cereal is an example of
this. wtf?!?!
26-Drinks blood or expresses an interest in drinking blood. (Vampires
believe this is how to attain Satan. This act is very dangerous and
should be stopped immediately.)
27-Watches cable television or any other corrupted media sources. bineinteles
(Ask your local church for proper programs that your child may watch.)
28-Plays videos games that contains violence or are of a role-playing
nature. doohhh
29-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the
computer. doohhh
30-Makes Satanic symbols and/or violently shakes head to music.
31-Dances to music in a provocative or sexual manner.
32-Expresses an interest in sex.
33-Masturbates.
34-Is homosexual and/or bisexual.
35-Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism,
Scientology, Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism.
36-Wears pins, stickers or anything else that contains these various
phrases: "I'm so gothic, I'm dead", "woe is me", "I'm a goth".
37-Claims to be a goth. nu recunosc nici in fata marii adanari nationale:D
 

DeletedUser

Come on...multi ati trecut deja de perioada copilariei...e irelevant daca va regasiti unele activitati in lista "NOT TO DO"

If Your Child is a Gothic, Reform Through the Lord!
 
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